A laid-back, garment-dyed tee that speaks with a wink. The shirt’s front art shows a shaggy Highland cow wearing a patterned headband, framed by soft ornamental swirls and bold turquoise lettering that reads “NOT TODAY HEIFER.” The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial and broken-in thanks to the post-construction dye process — it’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable and a little cheeky. The relaxed cut sits easy over jeans or layered under a flannel. Wear it to morning chores, weekend farmers’ markets, or casual hangouts when you want to project dry humor without trying too hard.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, soft, and pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in many colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean