Wrap yourself in a little attitude and a lot of softness. This velveteen plush blanket pairs lush, medium-weight polyester with a bold, tongue-in-cheek cow motif — a shaggy Highland cow wearing a bandana set against a speckled hide pattern, stamped with the sassy phrase “Not Today Heifer.” It drapes easily over a couch or across your lap, bringing warmth and a playful farmhouse edge to slow mornings, late-night TV marathons, or cozy porch evenings. The print is vibrant on one side, with a smooth white reverse, and reinforced stitching keeps the edges neat after many washes. This is for people who love rustic charm, deadpan humor, and a soft throw that holds up to everyday use.

Product features
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option) for a soft, durable feel
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (≈300 g/m²) — warm without bulk
- One-sided high-detail, vibrant print with smooth white reverse
- Double-needle topstitch on all seams for long-lasting durability
- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
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